"Help!" Somebody has to save me from Peri Medic....
I am addicted to peri sauces, peri chickens, or whatever.... anything as long it's related to peri. Eventually, I could drink a bottle of peri sauce if I'm allowed to.... Maybe I'm born to be a bit of a peri-psycho.... If possible, this might be the easier the way to get me to the Guiness World of Records. And if that really happens, you would hear this from our very local stations:
(Try saying this with Ricky Gervai's accent, it would be delicious!)
'A local young man has just cracked his nuts after drinking 20 bottles of Peri sauces. The Nando's Head Quarters in Africa were so impressed about his achievement and decided to award him 'The Hottest Guy in Town".
Honestly, I don't want that to happen.... But if it does, I should probably blame it on my fantasy addiction to Peri's.....
Unfortunately, in 2008, Nandos Malaysia introduced their very own delivery service... which certainly tells that I will be a nut by no time. They nicknamed the service as 'Peri Medic'. I have been calling Peri Medic for quite some time..... Maybe they even know me already....
(Hotline Conversation)
'Welcome to Nandos. Hello, sir. May I help you?"
'Well.... I would like to order some food?'
'Hey, Tom. How are you doing?
'Errr, hi... Do I know you?'
'Don't be silly, Tom. How was the peri chicken last night?'
Regards.
EPIC!
